Oh Please, The Keys, They're Not In The Ignition.

Must have wound up on the floor while we were switching our positions.
Another "Animals" quote.
Lovelovelovelovelove that song :]

Hey peeps.
Okay so yesterday was interesting.
Woke up at like 9, which is semi-early for me on the weekend.
Talked to Grandma.
Got bitched at by Grandma.
Went out shopping with Mama.
At Belk.
We each got new purses and I got a new mini-wallet that was marked down to like $3.86 or something like that.
Either way it was a STEAL.
Then we went to our other favorite store.
Goodwill.
Got some stuff.
I got this nice hoody.
I love it.
Wearing it now haha.
Aaaand I got some much needed bermuda shorts.
They're from AE, actually.
That's exciting.
And I got some cute capris.
They're actually from Victoria's Secret.
*click*click*.
And I got this cute little super mini wallet that hooks onto my keychain.
Perfect for when we go out on calls because I have all my important stuff in there, and have my keys with me, and don't have to worry about hustling a pocketbook.
Great.
And it was AE too, which is amazing :]
So then we came home.
Sat here for a little while.
I started to get a piece of pizza.
Then decided otherwise.
Then we got a call.
Like 10 minutes after the pizza ordeal.
So that was perfect.
A USPS truck broke down at some nursing home.
Went to it.
Took the truck back to the post office.
All that jazz.
Came home.
Did nothing for a while.
I talked to Jesse :]
We gossiped :]
As usual.
I love to gossip.
Haha, I sound so bad.
Anywho.
Then we got another call.
At like, 9.
Got super lost trying to get to it.
And what made it all the worse?
Car stuck on the train tracks.
We had to get there quick.
And Mama and I kept trying to tell Junior where to go.
Behind Commerce St, behind Amazement Square, etc.
And the answering service lady kept telling him different things, he called one of his co-workers and he told him different things, and instead of taking his GPS like a smart person, he decided to use Mama and I as his GPS.
So yeah.
A call that should have taken about 7 minutes or less to get there.
Took like 25.
Ree-dick-you-less.
We ended up going the opposite way on two one-way streets.
But Mama and I couldn't say anything to him because he was on the phone with the dispatch lady and he wouldn't be able to hear.
So yeah, it was a trip.
We got the lady pulled out.
$125 for that.
Then another car almost did the SAME. THING.
But it got out on its own.
Like the car's wheels almost got stuck between the train track rail and the pavement.
It's complicated.
Either way, it's $125 in inclement weather at night on the weekend.
Crazy.
Anyway.
Came home.
That was the last call for the night.
I talked to Jesse again for a few minutes.
Then went and passed out.
But okay.
Before I laid down, my ear started hurting a little.
I didn't think much of it.
So I went to sleep.
And when I woke up this morning.
EXCRUCIATING PAIN WAS RADIATING FROM MY EAR.
Like sooooooo bad.
So I got up and put some cotton in it, took some medicine, and now I'm just chillin' like a villain on Penicillin.
Yeah, I went there.
So that's all.
Now I think I'm going to get off of the computer and watch some TV.
Without Wes.
He's "at the firm working on research for a case".
Bull.
He might be at the firm, but he's probably researching the inside of his client.
No kidding.
Anyway.

SHABBA!